p much me in bunny form
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Lana del Rey interviews Madonna
this cow is more beautiful than me wtf like it’s eyelashes are long and gorgeous and it has a fucking beauty mark and is that a goddamn flower it’s holding how can i compete with this cow
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.